Church Sign Generator - April 25, 2006

www.churchsigngenerator.com

The best part about this site is that it gives you three templates to choose from. One for the Baptists, one for the Catholics, and one non-denominational.

I chose the Baptist design for my signs for two reasons. One, they are the easiest to rile up. And two, they are the worst of all the fear-mongers. Just check out the real signs on that site and see how many that employ scare tactics belong to Baptist congregations.

I made this one yesterday...it got the most laughs:

Make your own signs or find the best ones on that site and send them to me at drunkrex@yahoo.com I'll post them here, sluts.

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Paul V. might not know it yet, but he's going to Hell for reasons entirely unrelated to his Church Sign:

Emily C. is a mulatta with ample breastesses and skin best described as full-bodied coffee, two creams, two sugars. She likes to get honest, full-blooded white people in trouble with her church signs. She titled her creation "Church Signs for Crackers." Do I detect the scent of self-loathing?
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Brian G. decided to mix it up a bit and drop a deuce on the fish-eaters. It's funny, I'd buy this sign's concept more if he changed the "Y" to a "V"

According to Brendan P., God farts really loud after a vigorous anal sex romp
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Leave it to the Indian kid (Anmol G.) to fuck up a slamdunk pedophile joke with the Queen's English
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Jesus gave Mike S. the...SHAFT!
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Jennifer L. is not a nice person
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S. Patel sent in like a half-dozen signs and they all missed the stike zone, except for this one. At first I thought he was making fun of ululating Arab women. Then I realized it was the sound of analingus from inside a Confessional. God Bless Onomatopoeia

Posted by nils at 7:49 AM

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so this is pretty funny...lol

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Posted by: johnny at April 27, 2006 04:22 PM

Hhahah, kickass post.

Check out some of these other "generator" sites (don't worry, I'm not a spam bot or anything, haha). The Tombstone generator kicks ass

(Street sign generator) http://www.streetsigngenerator.com/
(Electronic sign generator)
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/
(Tombstone generator) http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/
(Warning label generator) http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
(Drivers license maker) http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/
(Windows Error message generator) http://atom.smasher.org/error/
(Bar-b-q sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/bar-b-q/
(Chinese restaurant sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/
(Office park sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/office/
(Graffiti generator) http://atom.smasher.org/graffiti/

Yeah, I get bored at work

/first time poster

Posted by: Mike F at April 28, 2006 07:05 PM

Although it's kind of old, some of the stuff you got on there is funny, nevertheless. I wish that was something a real church sign would say, now THAT would be funny.

Posted by: Lebatron at April 29, 2006 07:24 AM