DrunkasaurusRex.com - April 25, 2006
Church Sign Generator
The best part about this site is that it gives you three templates to choose from. One for the Baptists, one for the Catholics, and one non-denominational.
I chose the Baptist design for my signs for two reasons. One, they are the easiest to rile up. And two, they are the worst of all the fear-mongers. Just check out the real signs on that site and see how many that employ scare tactics belong to Baptist congregations.
I made this one yesterday...it got the most laughs:
Make your own signs or find the best ones on that site and send them to me at drunkrex@yahoo.com I'll post them here, sluts.
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Paul V. might not know it yet, but he's going to Hell for reasons entirely unrelated to his Church Sign:
Emily C. is a mulatta with ample breastesses and skin best described as full-bodied coffee, two creams, two sugars. She likes to get honest, full-blooded white people in trouble with her church signs. She titled her creation "Church Signs for Crackers."
Brian G. decided to mix it up a bit and drop a deuce on the fish-eaters. It's funny, I'd buy this sign's concept more if he changed the "Y" to a "V"
According to Brendan P., God farts really loud after a vigorous anal sex romp
Leave it to the Indian kid (Anmol G.) to fuck up a slamdunk pedophile joke with the Queen's English
Jesus gave Mike S. the...SHAFT!
Jennifer L. is not a nice person
S. Patel sent in like a half-dozen signs and they all missed the stike zone, except for this one. At first I thought he was making fun of ululating Arab women. Then I realized it was the sound of analingus from inside a Confessional. God Bless Onomatopoeia
Posted by nils at 7:49 AM